Misread as Jack Black Jedi, and honestly it works. The space wizard monk crew had a decent sense of humor. Dry as a bone, but present. Master Jaybles would be the one the kids really liked… and Jack Black could’ve pulled off appropriate devastation when he found out what happened to them.
Fuck you for putting the concept of a Jack Sparrow Jedi in my head
Edit:because it’s amazing and now I want it, but it will never occur
“The Jedi feel it’s unnatural, savvy?”
That would be Space Pirate Hondo Onaka
Misread as Jack Black Jedi, and honestly it works. The space wizard monk crew had a decent sense of humor. Dry as a bone, but present. Master Jaybles would be the one the kids really liked… and Jack Black could’ve pulled off appropriate devastation when he found out what happened to them.