Shopkeeper: I’m not talking about capitalism you fool! These goods are designed to put a hex on you. One which can’t be relieved no matter the pain. One that will leave you alone and helpless to resist the whims of the evil spirits who put it on you as they devour your soul slowly.
Me: no, I know I can’t join a union, what’s your point?
Shopkeeper: I’m not talking about capitalism you fool! These goods are designed to put a hex on you. One which can’t be relieved no matter the pain. One that will leave you alone and helpless to resist the whims of the evil spirits who put it on you as they devour your soul slowly.
Me: no, I know I can’t join a union, what’s your point?
Shopkeeper: Starts having an existential crisis, and then destroyes their store to be the founder of a shady tech startup