Article and rant detailing my extremely negative experience with business account opening and network gear order on Amazon, covering difficulty in getting customer support, difficulty setting up business account, difficulty reporting potential security issue, shipment of second-hand open-box devices instead of new items, Amazon's refusal to send replacements, problems with the process of used items collection and associated refund, barrage of auto-generated emails, zero customer care, my subsequent decision to shop local, other details, and more
So buy it locally then what are you even complaining about? Who gets something they urgently need delivered anyways. Boohoo one of your god knows how many basically free deliveries arrived a day or two late. It costs a burger king whopper meal for a month of free deliveries. Like Amazon should charge entitled ass customers like you more than that. Who even knows why it arrived late? Maybe your delivery driver got mauled by a pitbull and had to go to the hospital? Who gives a fuck though all that matters is your “urgently” needed delivery was late at no fault other than your own for buying something so urgently needed online.
It has been awhile since I’ve seen a troll account so aptly named.
At least I’m not the idiot buying such urgently needed shit that I feel the need to complain about it on Lemmy when it gets delayed in transit. Shocked Pikachu face?? Delayed in transit? No shit that winter snow storm really delayed my order didn’t it?
I wonder how many late orders it takes until someone decides to buy their urgently needed crap at a normal store like a normal person.
Dude I think you need to get some meds for all that rage.
Maybe they have some on Amazon, I heard they have fantastic next day shipping as it’s such an urgently needed item!
Then I’ll complain about it on Lemmy when my urgently needed meds are delayed in shipping when I could have just walked to the CVS corporation and gotten my meds.
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You’re just the guy complaining in great length about someone complaining about such an inconsequential thing. That’s way better!
Well I’ll be damned. That bridge collapse in Baltimore where all the shipping containers come in through really delayed my Amazon order didn’t it? God damn I hate Amazon!!! Why can’t they get my urgently needed orders to me in 1 day???
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Look around, it’s corporations everywhere. The Internet you are using? Corporation. The device you connect to the Internet? Corporation. The place you buy your food? Corporation. The actual food itself? Mostly corporation. The toilet you shit on? Corporation. First it was delayed shipping your mad about. Now your mad about corporations. Can tell your like 15 years old. Don’t worry kid you’ll get it figured out soon.
You’re talking about “bezos and musk bootlickers” when you’re doing the same shit? You’re bootlicking your local businesses who buy all their inventory from some corporation? Wanna get away from corporations? Move to some remote town with a population or 5000 in some other country maybe in a communist country would suit you well.
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I can do me looool. Amazon has done more for this society than your useless rage comments about Amazon ever can.
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I’m impressed that the Smooth Brain Society is becoming so active on Lemmy. It took you all a while to figure out how to sign up for accounts but, boy, did you guys sure go nuts after you got there.
That’s why Amazon’s quarterly profits have more than tripled since last year. You guys are correct Amazon delivery service is sooo shit. Always delaying my orders making me want to shop elsewhere. It makes so much sense now why their quarterly profits have tripled.