Scientists still trying to work out why some people live beyond 100, but agree it is best to avoid taking advice from centenarians themselves

Scientists: Outliers aren’t reliable data points.

Us: FUCK YOU WE’RE GOING TO DRINK AND SMOKE LIKE THAT ONE LADY WHO LIVED TO BE 114.

  • @brbposting
    English
    27•25 days ago

    …Branyas believed her longevity stemmed from “order, tranquility, good connection with family and friends, contact with nature, emotional stability, no worries, no regrets, lots of positivity and staying away from toxic people”.

    “Do not listen to this person!!”