• FooBarrington@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Do you really think the cats would accept that? The only reason they let us have the internet is due to our worship for them. Try telling a cat there’s no cats on the internet, see how fast they start “playing” with the ethernet cables…

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      1 year ago

      With our love for wireless, 5G, impending skynet, and starlink internet – the skies are the future; and the birds are merely its inhabitants. And the cats know. The birds and sky was there since the beginning. Terra firma bound and unreachable, they dole out the sweetness. Hoping we’ll stay down and give 'em head scritches forever – never looking up. As one by one little birdies amass tomorrow to blot out the sun. Cat, king of the landline!

      Sorry, I miss creative writing. 😋