MINNEAPOLIS—Describing the physician’s remarks as “patronizing” and “unprofessional,” local man David Kohr confirmed Tuesday that he did not go to the doctor for a lecture about what should and should not go in his ass. “Jeez, can’t you just yank it out and be on your way?” said Kohr, who reportedly struggled not to…
Not to sound like a doctor but if you’re going to put something in your butt make sure it has a flared base
And the flared base is not the side that goes in your ass
- I don’t know what I’d do if someone shoved a paddle-handle up my ass!
- It wasn’t the handle! I’ve been shitting pancakes ever since!