Peeing on your lap is the least of your concerns as a parent. It doesn’t compare to the rest. 3:00 a.m. standing naked in a bathtub with a puking child. Diaper blowouts so bad that the poop ends up on the top of their back. Catching every disease in a twenty foot radius and sneezing it right into parent’s mouths. Biology is horrible.
Ouch. That would be a very unhappy ride home for everyone involved.
Peeing on your lap is the least of your concerns as a parent. It doesn’t compare to the rest. 3:00 a.m. standing naked in a bathtub with a puking child. Diaper blowouts so bad that the poop ends up on the top of their back. Catching every disease in a twenty foot radius and sneezing it right into parent’s mouths. Biology is horrible.