• dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world
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    9 months ago

    Interviewer: Are you suggesting that you left your previous employer at a substantial percentage of the speed of light to only slow down and arrive here at this very moment?

    Candidate: I remember it like it was yesterday.

    Interviewer: ::hasty note-taking noises::