• Diabolo96@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    If the thing they were shooting at was ever alive it wouldn’t have been the first full mag of bullets unloaded on their body, but after several mags by several cops being dumped on the body, then by the time it’s taken to the morgue it’ll have more holes than swiss cheese.

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      Apparently she not only survived, but she was also only hit 5 times out of at least 40 shots. These cops need to be fired because they panic and they suck at shooting if they ever were in real danger.

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          Ironically, there are very little holes in actual Swiss cheese.

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            Hello I’d like to introduce you to my friend Alpine Lacy Swiss, she is majestic and quite holey.

            I heard it as I typed it and I regret nothing

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              Alpine is a Linux distro.

              I typed it as I know it, I regret nothing.

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            There are several Swiss cheeses that are notable, but referring to one specific kind as “Swiss” (that may or may not be Swiss Swiss), I believe is a US thing to do?

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        Patriots are in shambles! But then again, dude wasn’t fat enough to be visible from behind the tree, so he probably wasn’t even American. /j

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          Lol 🤣🤣🤣, last part made me chuckle