1 point for the episode/main plot. 1 point for the joke/scene.

Also points are made up and don’t matter.

  • @[email protected]English
    22•7 months ago

    You only move twice.

    Hank Scorpio : Uh, hi, Homer. What can I do for you?

    Homer : Sir, I need to know where I can get some business hammocks.

    Hank Scorpio : Hammocks? My goodness, what an idea. Why didn’t I think of that? Hammocks! Homer, there’s four places. There’s the Hammock Hut, that’s on third.

    Homer : Uh-huh.

    Hank Scorpio : There’s Hammocks-R-Us, that’s on third too. You got Put-Your-Butt-There.

    Homer : Mm-Hmm.

    Hank Scorpio : That’s on third. Swing Low, Sweet Chariot… Matter of fact, they’re all in the same complex; it’s the hammock complex on third.

    Homer : Oh, the hammock district!

    Hank Scorpio : That’s right.

    • @[email protected]English
      15•7 months ago

      You know, there’s a little place called Mary Ann’s Hammocks. The nice thing about that place is Mary Ann gets in the hammock with you.

    • @MimicJarOPEnglish
      3•7 months ago

      Correcto!

    • @MimicJarOPEnglish
      2•7 months ago

      Damn! You folks really know your promo content. Correct!

  • @[email protected]English
    5•7 months ago

    Homer, before we continue our tour, would you mind hanging my coat up on the wall please?