Author Tina Caputo…hell, the entire staff of McSweeney’s owe me what I spent on dry cleaning and sofa cushion replacement from pissing my pants laughing!
Ringing the devil’s doorbell
Any 1-word slang?
I’ve heard “jilling” used. I like it because it mirrors the term “jacking.”
In matching pairs there is “shlick” also, which mirrors “fap” as a similarly onomatopoetic term.
I feel like “shucking the oyster” could be shortened to “shucking” and have a similar thing to schlick
Why? Is your other hand occupied?
That made no sense.
That is one very imaginative list.
Polishing Lord Vader’s helmet
Tinkering with the R2 unit
Grooming the wookie
Too male geek. Yes, female SF-movie-franchise fans exist but are much rarer than your common male SF-movie-franchise fan.
