• Optional@lemmy.world
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    9 months ago

    I don’t understand guys, i said all the crazy ass nonsensical stuff and somehow it didn’t work in a court of law. Was it not crazy enough? Should I ask for a Klingon translator?

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      9 months ago

      Ah, but the judge kept interrupting them so they couldn’t recite the magic law incantation correctly.
      What they need to do is put an injunction on the judge. That way the judge can’t interrupt you until you finish your statement.

      That is the galaxy brain play.