I was with someone wanting 8 shots of the ol’ pepper at hand but said, “Fuck you.” at spying the daggers.

Ok, Wolverine.

Why not set the bayonet on fire, expand the trigger guard into dual knuckledusters, and chainweld them into gunchaku while we’re at it?

Whoever’s DM this person needs to tear up their character sheet.

Hmm, so a double tap from each pistol, then the barrels rotate for another double tap.

Then there’s stabby stabby left for you after that.

What’s reloading like?

Zombie apocalypse approved.