I was thinking It was just a sad comic… Then I realised

Jim, that’s not what those kleenex are for. Poor Jim! His problem isn’t that he’s a chronic masturbator (whatever makes someone a “chronic” as opposed to a ‘regular’ masturbator), his problem is he lives in a world that condemns him for pleasuring himself and finding a source of enjoyment in his sexuality. I say, good riddance to your wife and who needs a job when you can give yourself one all day long??