For some Christians, a piece of toast that looks like a face means the second coming. Just like any cult, there’s plenty of crazy ideas sincerely held by its members.
Funny how that doesn’t appear in the Bible anywhere…
They tried to read it a couple of times, but there’s a lot of words, and some of them have more than two syllables, so… you know…
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Anything is a sign if you squint hard enough.
Remember to put on your safety squints for the eclipse!
Followers of Reverend Richard Wayne Gary Wayne (aka DJ Slizzard) know it’s the sign of the first coming of Jesus’ crazy stepbrother Terry.
These christofascist end of days assholes are trying to bring about the end of days. They believe that they can start a race war or a war between progressives and regressives or Russia and NATO to trigger it. They would kill a lot of people to bring their salvation fantasy to life.
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For some Christians, a stubbed toe signals the second coming of Christ.
They’re just shuffling cards.
