Keep climbing that ladder! Just 4.15 million more years of working while not having any expenses, and you too will be quite literally disgustingly wealthy!

Does anyone else find it funny that when you remove the norms of the last decade, and you really objectively assess the situation, Donald Trump literally has more synthetic color on his face than a clown?

I find it more amazing than funny… But like, it’s real. This is real.

I don’t know how we all fell into this timeline, everyone… But I guess let’s just enjoy this one observation as best we can.

not my circus, not my monkeys

Tim Curry, the man who was almost the Clown Prince of Crime, the Joker.