• xmunk
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    Please don’t be hung. Please don’t be hung. Pleasedon’tbehung. Pleasedon’tbehungPleasedon’tbehungPleasedon’tbehung.

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      It’s crazy how this all probably rests on the jury convincing that one male juror who gets all his news from Facebook and Truth Social

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        It’s crazy how common hung juries are. I was on one where the white woman couldn’t believe a corrections officer would just be a dick to an inmate. A friend was on one where someone couldn’t believe a person could drive about 5 miles across town, rob a store and come back during a lunch break

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      Your wish has come true. We don’t yet know the actual verdict — they’re apparently filling out forms.

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    Q. How do you mute a pathological liar?

    A. Invite him to testify under oath on his own behalf in his criminal trial.