His nicknames are so stupid… Cryin’ Chuck Schumer doesn’t sound like a derogatory name for a politician. It sounds like someone who plays some awesome bass guitar.

In a rant rife with misspellings and baseless conspiracy, Trump wrote: “What are the chances that Crooked Joe Biden, the WORST President in the history of the U.S., whose Presidency was Unconstitutionally STOLEN from him by Kamabla, Barrack HUSSEIN Obama, Crazy Nancy Pelosi, Shifty Adam Schiff, Cryin’ Chuck Schumer, and others on the Lunatic Left, CRASHES the Democrat National Convention and tries to take back the Nomination.”

The ex-president continued, “He feels that he made a historically tragic mistake by handing over the U.S. Presidency, a COUP, to the people in the World he most hates, and he wants it back, NOW!!!”

Ummmmmmm

Because that’s what he would try to do. He cannot fathom that someone would voluntarily step aside and let a more qualified person take over. In his world there is only him. Everything he does is to benefit himself and himself only. He doesn’t believe in helping people. His father taught him that life is a zero sum game, and that helping people makes you weaker, since it makes them stronger, and there can only ever be one winner in any situation. So all of his actions are to hurt other people and help himself. He also can’t comprehend that people behave differently than he would, so if he would do something in a given scenario, he believes that’s what someone else must be doing. That is why every single one of his accusations is actually an admission.

This shit would be so funny if it wasn’t so scary.