• Milk_Sheikh@lemm.ee
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      2 months ago

      This one REALLY throws people off, they rarely have a quip or retort to answer. “Too real” is the most common in my experience

  • explodicleEnglish
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    2 months ago

    Nah I just answer honestly. If you don’t want to know, then don’t ask.

  • oyfrog@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    Either “I’m not dead yet” or “I’m still alive” with a somewhat halfhearted “I guess…” Trailing behind.

    Once upon a time I was a little more cheerful and gave answers like “Celebrating my streak of consecutive days lived”.

    • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.worldEnglish
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      2 months ago

      I used to say “alive & well, and living in America!”, but about 10 years ago people started saying “I’m sorry” instead of how they used to respond with something like “Fuck yeah!”, so I stopped saying that.