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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 months ago

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 months ago
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    You should never let your horn fluid go below a quarter tank. It can draw up the sediment at the bottom and damage the pump.

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      My horn fluid spills out whenever my bottom gets pumped.

    • Richard@lemmy.world
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      4 months ago

      Horn fluid? What is this, the stone age?

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        What do you use mr future person? Horn gas? Horn plasma?

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          What steam punk yee ass people are you… It’s the electric age you bafoons /s

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            What/s the 's for?
            Of course we use the horn battery.

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              I added it mainly to insure myself against people who get offended after not understanding a joke

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                I understood the joke, but i choose to get offended regardless!

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                But it is the electric age!!

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                  How much electricity do you even have?

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                    3, at least

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      Similar story with blinker fluid

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        what about the wiper hydrolics?

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