This is Sarah Connor we are talking about. You’d fail the first time and she’d shoot you immediately.
Oh fuck, do you think the rider is considered part of the motorbike? How about the square where just a bit of the wheel goes into. Ok I think tha- no SARAH NO PLEA-
She’s looking at me like I’m the tech wizard I am because she has no concept of what a captcha even is, nevermind the fact that this is my eighth attempt, not third.
The CAPTCHA-program:
You guys realize that CPAPTACHAs are for training AI? You’re solving the problems robots have trouble with to help them improve. First, we helped digitize millions of books for Google, now we’re helping Tesla cars recognize stop sighs and crosswalks.
They played us for absolute fools.
No wonder AIs get it wrong so often if they learn from me solving captchas…
Cue Terminator theme: 🎵duduh duh duduh🎵
It doesn’t matter if you include a person on the motorcycle, or if there’s a sliver of a streetlight on the next square.
It will not stop…
ever…
it will find you.And it will solve you.
Failing captchas is an indicator that you are human nowadays.
As though CAPTACHA’s are that effective, and Joe Blow is personally responsible for the rise of AI.
Here’s a better idea for a movie: Sarah Connor kicks the teeth in of tech billionaire bros at Open AI, Microsoft, Google, NVIDIA. And Elon too of course, fuck that creep.
