• Cryophilia@lemmy.world
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    17 hours ago

    “Man if these guys could just get their shit together they’d be the kings of the whole world” - everyone who ever met the Scythians

    • PugJesus@lemmy.worldOPM
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      15 hours ago

      “They’re fantastic warriors, everyone is on horseback, their craftsmanship is [chef’s kiss], they’re bold merchants, they produce lots of goods, they have an extensive knowledge of medicine…”

      “So there’s a real risk of them conquering us?”

      “Oh, gods no.”

    • PugJesus@lemmy.worldOPM
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      19 hours ago

      Crafty fellows, horses - once they get a taste for good wine, they’ll leave you nothing but the dregs!

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    1 day ago

    Horses aren’t good at aiming when they urinate. Sus! Also, I would want my rich and delicious pillaged wine to be 1300 times further away from the horse piss vase.

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      21 hours ago

      I think it’s a golden ladle, not horse piss but I like your horse piss-oriented mind.

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    1 day ago

    Wonderful use of light and color! Excellent illustration.