• ColdWater@lemmy.ca
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    I got food poisoning from eating crabs before and it’s so horrible that I thought of killing myself, extreme case of diarrhea is no joke

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      Also, if anybody funds themselves in this situation, hydrate or die-drate. Really bad diarrhea is very, very, very dehydrating (just think about how much water is in the liquid sludge coming out of your ass)

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      That’s the food poisoning that’s bad, though, not the diarrhea.

  • UlyssesT [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    One time on the old run of Beavis and Butt-Head, Beavis complained that diarrhea medicine didn’t work. He took a whole bottle of it, he said, and then he complained that he never got diarrhea.

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    If you slide out a fart, and blow your pants apart…

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    I suffered with what I thought was IBS for the last ~10 years. 4+ liquid shits per day with complete unpredictability.

    Turns out coffee was the problem.

    I switched to tea two weeks ago and I’m down to 2 normal and predictable shits per day. I’ve also gained a few pounds because I’m not so dehydrated anymore. That’s a good thing for me.