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IVE BEEN SO HARD FOR SO LONG ITS BECOMING A MEDICAL CONCERN, BROTHERS
TRY DOING SQUATS AND HOLDING THEM FOR AS LONG AS POSSIBLE.
I DONT KNOW IF IT WILL HELP YOUR HARDNESS PROBLEM BUT ITS REALLY GOOD FOR TONING YOUR LEGS.
BECAUSE WE’RE THE PACK, BROTHER. AAARROOOOOO!
LISTEN UP, BROTHER! IF YOU’RE SPORTIN’ A STIFFY THAT’S BEEN STICKIN’ AROUND FOR MORE THAN FOUR HOURS, YOU BETTER HAUL YOURSELF TO A DOCTOR, AND FAST! THIS HERE CONDITION’S CALLED PRIAPISM, AND IT AIN’T NO JOKE. IT CAN DO SOME SERIOUS DAMAGE IF YOU DON’T GET IT CHECKED OUT. IF THAT ERECTION’S STILL HANGIN’ ON AFTER 12 HOURS, YOU’RE RISKIN’ SOME REAL TROUBLE WITH TISSUE DAMAGE AND ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION. PRIAPISM’S RARE, BUT DON’T BE A FOOL—ACT QUICKLY TO KEEP YOURSELF IN GOOD SHAPE! I’M TELLIN’ YOU THIS 'CAUSE I CARE ABOUT YOUR WELLBEING, BROTHER!
WHEN YOU’RE HARD, CRANK THAT HOG
HOPE HOG A CRANKING
THAT’S SOME GOOOOD SHIT, MF’ER, AND I NEEDED TO HEAR IT TODAY! JOB-HUNTING SUUUUCKS…
THANKS FOR THE REMINDER, OFF TO MAKE A HEALTHY LUNCH AMD CRANK MY HOG!
ARRROOOOO!
Hel yeah borther, AROOOOOO
[email protected] BROTHER! AWOOOOOOOOO!
DONT YOU DARE GO HOLLOW, BROTHER
and brother,
If you’re feeling down, make sure to call a friend that’s there to fill you with hope.