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Put on my robe and wizard hat
I cast level 99 Eroticism.
Ask if she needs a healer or damage dealer
Show her my Excalibur. ⚔
But only Arthur can pull it.
That could be awkward.
Bea Arthur
You must be her squire, better start learning how to don armor and sharpening swords. Shes the knight in the relationship.
dreams do come true
Only for good little squires
Make preparations for another crusade
Stay at home dipshit you’d end just like barbarossa
Joust?
Marry.
Invite her in for a crusader kings sesh
Open the door and say “mail’lady.”
Bringing protection to the first date might be presumptuous, but hey, sometimes that’s the vibe
Well I had us scheduled for couples jousting so it’s good to see that she’s prepared.
Use the top hatch
