I’d like to live forever. If I could live longer and keep being an idiot, I’d keep drinking and the only thing I’d change is that I would be back on heroin.
About a decade off of it and I had a dream last night that I woke up to a penny stock I bought 5,000 of being worth 150 bucks. My first thought was, “HOLY SHIT, I HAVE NEARLY A MILLION! I could use heroin again and it wouldn’t hurt anyone but me!”
Would you rather have to replace a liver or consume something that won’t force you to get a new liver?
New liver pweeeaaaaase
Synthehol is less fun buzz-wise, shorter acting and tastes off. People ruin their livers now, imagine what they’d do without consequences.
I can tell you what I’d do without consequences.
I’d like to live forever. If I could live longer and keep being an idiot, I’d keep drinking and the only thing I’d change is that I would be back on heroin.
About a decade off of it and I had a dream last night that I woke up to a penny stock I bought 5,000 of being worth 150 bucks. My first thought was, “HOLY SHIT, I HAVE NEARLY A MILLION! I could use heroin again and it wouldn’t hurt anyone but me!”
Isn’t that sad though?
Oh well.
I’d rather keep my delicious bourbon and let them clone me as many livers as I need.
Which bourbon?
Willette or Basil Hayden for me. Willette is the one in what looks like a genie bottle.
Edit: if you’ve never tried one, make yourself a Bourbon maple sour. They’re delicious.
How delicious is option B?