America’s aging infrastructure seems to be the culprit.
Turns out when you put a fucking back door in stuff so you can use it, eventually someone else finds it.
NSA spies on Americans
Chinese intelligence agency spies on NSA
NSA: “Wait, you aren’t supposed to do that”
Hey guys, China hacked our domestic spy infrastructure. We didn’t see this coming, like at all. Oops.
No shit…they have been completely focused on technological and economic warfare and social engineering.
Does this mean they have all of my dick pics and vids?
Consider it backup.
How do I download?
I guess you’d have to hack 'em back
AROOOOOO!
And in a move not seen since Father Stone last visited Craggy Island, America said with a straight face and tone: “Okay.”
We need to get our shit together.
I want a new end to end encrypted standard to either add on to or replace MMS.
Maybe also find a way to secure SS7 if that’s even possible
I wonder where the Chinese government got all that money to create technology to spy on America? Oh wait, it was the Americans spending all their money on goods imported from China.
Globalization is a bet positive. The US benefits off of trade as well.
Use encrypted messagers.
So you’re telling me that my wireless dildo isn’t encrypted?
Oh brother!
