• GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
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    1 day ago

    their journey was long. the nights were cold.

    couldn’t fuck the tinman because of frostbite. Couldn’t fuck the cowardly lion because he was a simp.

    stawman came through for her. most dicks don’t need brains.

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      24 hours ago

      Nick wouldn’t have wanted to fuck her anyway. He didn’t even want to fuck his own girlfriend after his balls were replaced with tin. That’s why he started looking for a heart.