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minus-squareJackbyDev@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11arrow-down1·edit-21 day agoMy wife is asexual. I believe I’m legally required to provide them garlic bread as the primary bread winner of the marriage. Sorry vampire girlfriend. 💔💋 https://open.spotify.com/track/09QrH7sM6Cjvq3v8Uf82hs
minus-squareTriflingToadlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·14 hours agoI like how my brain made the connection of “asexual = garlic bread” before the connection of wife and another girlfriend lol
minus-squareWastingCommentSpacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 day ago(“the holy garlic bread provider, otherwise known as, my pardner”)
My wife is asexual. I believe I’m legally required to provide them garlic bread as the primary bread winner of the marriage. Sorry vampire girlfriend. 💔💋
https://open.spotify.com/track/09QrH7sM6Cjvq3v8Uf82hs
I like how my brain made the connection of “asexual = garlic bread” before the connection of wife and another girlfriend lol
(“the holy garlic bread provider, otherwise known as, my pardner”)