• MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca
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    9 hours ago

    As much as a vampire girlfriend would be awesome. I don’t think my wife would appreciate it.

    She would, however, appreciate stealing my lifetime supply of garlic bread.

    … Unless by picking vampire gf, it turns her into a vampire. But I don’t think that’s what the question is asking.