While I’m not adequate to helicopter, I’ve never been with a girl (“[mine]” or otherwise) who wasn’t fascinated by the mechanisms of the organ. They’ve definitely all been curious about “the twitch” even though every woman I know does kegels.

I’m not qualified to comment on whether this applies to those who aren’t otherwise interested.

If your partner can’t handle you at your helicopter dick thing then they don’t deserve your Co-bum-bo impersonation

My strapon is too rigid to helicopter 😔

You deserve better

You spin me right around , right around. Like a record, baby, right around.

Giving me Round the Twist flashbacks