Me when I push a button and receive my cocaine injection

  • beefbot@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    1 day ago

    Fun fact I’ve no way of giving a shirt about citing the source of*, they only got addicted to coke when they were alone. If they had other rodent friends around they wouldn’t suffer

    *idk go look it up

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        Some real “do as I say” vibes though.

        I might give my left testicle to shoot cocaine and whiskey with Johnny motherfucking Cash tho

        • [R3D4CT3D]@midwest.social
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          i read this as you want to shoot cocaine & whiskey in your left testicle & fuck johnny cash. i think it’s time for a coffee break :/