NO WAY BROTHER; MY RECTUM IS COLD AS A WINDSWEPT MAUSOLEUM ON ACCOUNT OF MY HEMMORRHOIDS KEEPING THE ENTRANCE WIDE OPEN
Did OP confuse F and C again?
I ONLY DEAL WITH REAL DEGREES, BROTHER. THOUGH I’D APPRECIATE IF YOU DIDN’T WHISPER WHEN WE CONTINUE THIS CONVERSATION. ALL THE HOG CRANKING HAS SEVERELY DEGRADED MY HEARING!!! AROOOOO!
Most egg proteins denature at a temperature of 60°C or above.
The inside of your butt has a temperature of 37°C.Ok but what if fever
That should help a bit. Make sure to drag your ass on the carpet for extra warmth.
Depends on how much spice you’ve eaten the previous day.
A LOT OF FOLKS WHISPERING IN THE COMMENTS HERE ALSO WHATS THAT SIGN SAY I CANT QUITE MAKE IT OUT AROOOOOOI
THE GOOD THING ABOUT THE SIGN IS YOU CAN JUST CRANK YOUR HOG AND GET CLOSER!
THE WHISPERING HOWEVER IS A REAL PROBLEM!! ARROOOOOO!!!
I DO THINK IT’S GOOD THAT WE HAVE MORE FUTURE HOG CRANKERS VISITING US TO LEARN THE JOY AROO
THE AVERAGE MOUTH IS BIG ENOUGH TO PUT A LIGHTBULB IN BUT NOT BIG ENOUGH TO TAKE A LIGHTBULB OUT!!!
DONT TRY THAT AT HOME AROOOOOOO!!!
THE PHYSICS OF THIS ARE CONCERNING, BROTHER!
ONLY REAL ONES WILL COOK THEIR EGGS LIKE THIS ^ ^ ^ ^ ^
SLOW CRANKIN IT
Unless feverish.
WHAT
DON’T WHISPER BROTHER
A dozen at a time.
Not falling for that one again
What is body temperature of a chicken?
About 39/40c iirc
seems I’ve been bamboozled into shoving an egg up my ass the last day then.
… just in case, don’t explain the ‘iirc’ further
I raise chickens, that’s how I know :p
They run slightly hotter than us. Like their breath is a bit hot. I look up the exact temp when they get ill but I can’t get it to stick in my head.
btw chickens are so fun. They’re social animals so they’re pretty smart, have complex dynamics between each other, and once they get used to you are really interactive. They’re kinda like cows on many aspects.
Yes, I actually know that, and how hard it is to spot health concerns with them.
I wish I could one day have chickens.
Chickens are cool, they have super interesting chicken politics, are basically somehow intrinsically funny most of the time, and they provide free butt nuggets as an extra bonus.
Huh, first time I’ve heard the cow & chicken (great cn show too) reference in the wild - I also have that exact association, initially bcs of how they can decide to socially bully someone for some teenage reason (so even without physical abuse they just stop taking to or don’t look at someone & don’t let them in the circle, those little fucks).
Yeah, often it’s too late when we notice. Prey instincts and all…
We had an adorable black tipped hen that got bit (probably by a fox, it was the season). I noticed that she was acting a bit sluggish. The wound had gotten infected and about half her abdomen had rotten. I put her out of her misery.
Chickens are a bit worse than cows regarding bullying. They peck at each other, especially if there’s already a wound. It can get serious enough that you have to separate the affected chicken and reintroduce them slowly with the others.
Pets are great, but at the cost of bittersweet sadness.
Also chicken segregation until they manage to get a treaty (if they ever do) is also funny.
Because people don’t learn things except from personal experience?
Maybe they’re worried the chicken was used as a dick coozy.
Nooooo! I would never do that.
They’re like pets to me. Pets that produce eggs and that you can eat if they die in ok shape.
I love chickens. They’re so cute, curious, and each with their own little temper.
Is it actually tho
Wouldn’t it only be body temperature? And I doubt it would pasteurise the egg let alone hard boil it.
And that’s not even accounting for the semantic argument of whether you can hard boil something without it being in a boiling fluid.
Considering that eggs don’t come out of the chicken hard boiled I’m pretty sure it won’t work?
I tried but it didn’t work. But I may have done it wrong.
You’re not hot enough.
*sad noises*
That’s rude
How long did you cook it for
It was a little large so 10 minutes.
Of course not
How Frank Reynolds boils his eggs that he offers in trying times
Love is the secret ingredient.
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