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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

Mr. Grey, can I go to the bathroom?

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Mr. Grey, can I go to the bathroom?

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago
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  • Zomg@lemmy.world
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    She meant a sub sandwich I bet, common misunderstanding

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      Ay girl you work at Jersey Mike’s? Because you’re a sub above.

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      "Oh, you’re a sub? How many Mark 48 530mm torpedoes can you carry? What’s your test depth? Do you like having seamen inside of you?

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        this is the correct direction that conversation should have evolved to

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        slaps roof

        This bad girl can fit so many seamen!

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        Uhhmmm, Sir? I’m an Italian cold cut… 👀

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          … and this is a Subway®

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      “Ooh I love a good sub! My favorite part is when I get to eat the insides”

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        …I’m also maso ☺️

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          What, like, a salty fermented soybean sauce…?

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            You’re thinking of miso, he’s talking about traditional jewish biscuits.

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