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    16 hours ago

    I like to think that some version of this conversation took place:

    “Chief, should we release this security footage to the press?”

    “Why wouldn’t we?”

    “Well, it looks like bigfoot. Like a bigfoot scam video.”

    “It sure does. But if we don’t release it, they’ll say we’re suppressing it.”

    “As long as you are prepared for the jokes and memes, Sir.”