• Maple Engineer@lemmy.world
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    10 hours ago

    Do you know why I’ll never be shot by my dog while lying in bed? I’ll never be shot by my dog while lying in bed because I’m not a terrified fucking man child who’s afraid of everything and feels the need to have a loaded gun in my house. My guns are unloaded and locked up.