Trump Orders All Children Born Under Biden To Be Renamed After Confederate Generals
theonion.com
WASHINGTON—In an effort to restore what he said were traditional American values that the previous administration had attempted to destroy, President Donald Trump signed an executive order Monday decreeing that all children born while President Joe Biden was in office would be renamed after Confederate generals. “Parents across the country were shamed by angry liberals […]

In an effort to restore what he said were traditional American values that the previous administration had attempted to destroy, President Donald Trump signed an executive order Monday decreeing that all children born while President Joe Biden was in office would be renamed after Confederate generals.

  • PanamaltEnglish
    9·
    13 days ago

    Don’t let them see this, they’ll start getting new ideas

      • PanamaltEnglish
        6·
        13 days ago

        If it sounds ridiculous but kinda makes sense, probably satire. If it’s batshit insane and feels like a bad movie, reality.

  • Treczoks@lemmy.world
    2·
    13 days ago

    Now this is so obviously fake: we all know Trump does not like the military, so why should they be named after Generals? More his style and class would be “Julius” and “Ethel” (Rosenberg) or “Benedict” (Arnold).