At what point does a stick become a branch tho ?
Silence! You are not holding the talking branch! I mean, stick.
Wooden it be a shame if your argument came tumbling down.
I think yours might be timbering down.
Only when it’s so large that the holder of the stick requires another person to advise them on how to wield such a sick. At that point, they obviously need a branch manager.
That’s a whole tree with the remaining taproot on the end.
When it has offshoots or bark
Hmmm. We can’t see the bottom of the stick. There’s obviously storm damage.
How do we verify he is infact holding a stick, and not an unfortunate tree?
First came the stick. Then came the constickracy theories.
Indeed, the most superior of sticks!
The grimmest of reapers
Happy that you have mentioned this
Damn wtf, he is now stick King
