• ProfessorZhu@lemmy.world
    1833·
    1 year ago

    Neo is working diligently at his desk, the flow of reports is endless but he keeps up with the pressure due to a little friend he snuck in his “back pocket”

    BZZT BZZT BZZZZZT BZZT

    Neo’s eyes go wide, not from excitement nor pleasure but instead confusion and worry, was he right? Did his toy just vibe to him “get out, they’re coming for you Neo” into his asshole!? No way, he must be imagining things

    BZZT BZZT BZZZZZT BZZT

    There was no mistaking it, his translation was correct he’s in grave peril and someone is informing him through his secure butt plug!

  • Captain Aggravated
    50·
    1 year ago

    … . .-… .–. / … – / - .-. .- .–. .–. . -… / … -. / .- / -… … .-… -… — / …-. .- -.-. - — .-. -.–

  • Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone
    301·
    1 year ago

    These stupid settings ruin the discrete activity of getting off. There should be a fucking “extreme” switch that has these in it so I don’t make my vibrator loud as fuck on accident.

  • Sombyr@lemmy.one
    14·
    1 year ago

    There are people who don’t like that? Huh. That’s the only setting that works for me. Every other setting is too regular so I go numb and just stop feeling it after like 5 seconds.

    • OceanSoap@lemmy.ml
      7·
      1 year ago

      Huh… so interesting. I need regular, uninterrupted vibration in order to get that build up… can I ask what the in-between is like for you in terms of building up to an orgasm? Using that mode is like edging for me without ever getting a payoff, like, it just starts from the beginning every time.

      • Sombyr@lemmy.one
        14·
        1 year ago

        It’s still a gradual buildup for me, and there are little pauses every time it starts over, but if I don’t have those little pauses, I get overstimulated too much and the nerves just kinda shut off for a couple minutes. There’s always an intense shock of pleasure too when it starts over, that fades away really fast, but every time it starts over again the shock is more intense than the previous time, until eventually, one of those shocks is an orgasm. I can technically have one on the lowest settings of sustained vibration too, but it’s not intense enough to give me a satisfying orgasm. The settings that just pulse regularly also sometimes work, but I prefer to have at least a second or two with the thing going full blast just because it feels good, so that’s why I use the “Morse code” setting instead. That way I get the full intensity, along with the little interruptions that prevent me from getting overstimulated.

  • Ghyste
    3121·
    1 year ago

    Yaaay more crap screenshots instead of memes…

          • Bene7rddso@feddit.de
            2·
            1 year ago

            I KNELT AT MISS PAMELA’S FEET, MY TRAPPED COCK STRAINING AGAINST THE CAGE, MY LIPS MERE INCHES FROM HER GLORIOUS RED THATCH. THE SCENT OF HER AROUSAL DROVE ME CRAZY, BUT SHE HAD FORBIDDEN ME FROM TOUCHING HER IN ANY WAY. I WAS CRAZED WITH DESIRE TO TASTE HER, TO DIVE TONGUE FIRST INTO THE PUSSY I ADORED. I HAD PRETTY MUCH FORGOTTEN THAT DEISREE WAS DUE TO ARRIVE SOON WHEN MISS PAMELA BROKE MY REVERIE. “GO PEEK THROUGH THE EYEPIECE ON THE DOOR.” I ROSE STIFFLY AND WALKED TO THE DOOR. WHEN I LOOKED THROUGH THE HOLE, I SAW DESIREE STANDING BY THE RAILING LOOKING AT HER WATCH. SHE LOOKED WONDERFUL IN A FLOWERED SUNDRESS, WITH HIGH HEELED SANDALS, CARRYING A RATTAN PURSE, WEARING FLATTERING SUNGLASSES, WITH HER HAIR FRESHLY WASHED AND CURLING SEDUCTIVELY ONTO HER SHOULDERS. SHE LOOKED EVEN MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN SHE HAD IN THE STORE. IT WAS OBVIOUS THAT SHE WAS WAITING FOR THE CHANCE TO KNOCK ON THE DOOR AT PRECISELY SIX. “SHE’S STANDING OUTSIDE, WAITING TO BE PUNCTUAL, MISS PAMELA.” “LOVELY. GO, OPEN THE WINE. TWO GLASSES.” I WENT TO THE KITCHEN, GOT A BOTTLE OF CHILLED CHARDONNAY FROM THE FRIDGE AND SET OUT TWO GLASSES ON THE COUNTER. OBVIOUSLY I WOULD BE GETTING NONE. MISS PAMELA CONSULTED HER WATCH. “WAIT BY THE DOOR, TOMMY. IF SHE CAN BE PERFECTLY PUNCTUAL, WE CAN BE READY FOR HER.” I WAS BARELY CONSCIOUS OF BEING NAKED EXCEPT FOR THE CAGE ON MY COCK, DEISREE HAD SEEN ME ALMOST NAKED ALREADY AND KNEW I WAS MISS PAMELA’S SLAVE. I STOOD ONE STEP FROM THE DOOR HANDLE READY TO WELCOME HER. WHEN HER KNUCKLES RAPPED ON THE DOOR, I SNATCHED IT OPEN IMMEDIATELY. SHE REACTED WITH A SURPRISED LAUGH. “HELLO, TOMMY.” “HI DESIREE. WELCOME, YOU LOOK AMAZING.” “THANK YOU.” MISS PAMELA CALLED OUT, “WELCOME, MY DEAR COME IN AND HAVE A SEAT.” SHE PATTED THE COUCH NEXT TO HER. DESIREE HAD A SMALL DUFFLE THAT I HADN’T NOTICED THROUGH THE PEEPHOLE. “TOMMY BRING US SOME WINE.” “YES MISS PAMELA.” I POURED TWO GLASSES AND BROUGHT THEM TO THE WOMEN, SETTING THE GLASSES ON THE COFFEE TABLE BEFORE THEM. THEN I STEPPED BACK AND KNELT AT THE END OF THE TABLE. “NO WINE FOR TOMMY?” “HE’S HAPPY TO SERVE US, AREN’T YOU?” “YES, MISS PAMELA.” “I SEE YOU’RE STILL WEARING YOUR CHASTITY CAGE, IS IT FITTING PROPERLY?” “YES, IT FITS FINE UNLESS I START TO GET HARD.” “THAT IS THE POINT, ISN’T IT?” DESIREE RAISED AN IRONIC EYEBROW. MISS PAMELA LAUGHED WHILE TOSSING AN APPROVING LOOK TOWARD OUR GUEST. "WHY