I get coffee so i can spend more time pooping on company time. I then get another coffee as a cover to chat to colleagues. Then smoke break. Then lunch. Post lunch coffee chat. More poops. Then home.
Work completed… none
that smoke break better be weed
Today I showed up an hour late, had a coffee, pooped, and scrolled Hexbear. I expect I’ll go take a car nap shortly, and have another coffee while reading Blackshirts. There’s a vending area and the camera only points at the pay terminal so free snacks too. (This tip provided by a rando who noticed me when I watched him grab some stuff and leave through the entrance)
i buy my coffee from the zapatistas so that i can ensure that my daily fascist bean juice at least comes from people who are relatively free
Y’all should take a peek at reddit.com/r/nootropics
At my job… theres free coffe.
In fact i think almost all jobs ive worked at, provided free coffee
So you’re saying your employer drugs you to enhance your productivity?
Every job I’ve had, both factory worker and as a software engineer has had free unlimited coffee, tea and hot chocolate.
