Trees live over ground and use the below-ground parts as a straw. Is this Showerthoughts now?
Trees live half under ground and half over the ground, using their appendages to live.
I’ve never seen a tree do a kick flip or eat ice cream, so I can’t agree that they’re living.
You’ve never seen me do this either, is this why I feel dead inside after work each day?
Yeah
Humans live under their skin and just use their eyes as a periscope
Ok snorkel nose
Once I recorded the wind in the trees in spring and played it back later 600 times slower. It sounded like an orgy porn. I can never walk in the woods again.
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Going for a walk in pollen season?
Bukkake time!
Wait, why bukkake? What am I missing?
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Plant spooge
Please post.
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bay leaves make everything haggis
lol, you’re right. but what are the roots then? the mouth?
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Trees are a thin skin wrapped around a column of their own dead flesh
But they grow from the inside
I don’t think that means the exact center. Just underneath the bark is also the inside.
Sounds more like mushrooms.
Mushrooms are technically the fruit of the plant. It’d be more like they live underground and stick their junk in the air to jizz on the wind.
not what I would call a fungi
Speak for yourself.
Came here to say this
Except what mushrooms stick out above the ground are not snorkels.
You can’t use your as a snorkel? Amateurs!
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