“every girl says they don’t have feelings” is such a weird way to admit you don’t ever listen to any girls.
I prefer to hope the person who made this is just a crappy writer who desperately tried to find a way to make us think they were talking to a girl first and couldn’t think of another way of describing rejection. (I fear that’s not the reason, and that you’re right, but I live in hope)
Or perhaps english is not their first language and they really meant “feelings for me”.
To overthink it properly, I now prefer the theory that it’s a parody of the way nice guys write.
“Don’t have feelings… for you…”
Okay that may be what they meant then.
Anyone else feel like throwing up?
I did but the cat part made me happy again. without that, it’s awful
On the carpet you mean?
“female”
Which, to be fair, is also how it works for cats.
