Probably signed with the hope that he would be like Patrick Stewart’s character in Star Trek.
Given the way things go at Old Trafford I’d say he’ll much more like to be like Patrick Stewart’s character in American Dad.
To baldly go….
You thought we were shit, didn’t you? Acting.
Tea, earl grey, hawwt
I did not come hear to read about that bald Patrick Stewart.
Man Utd is like comedy gold. 😀.
“It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness. That is football.”
Terrible betrayal of Huddersfield if true.
Hopefully he can get his brother, The Juggernaut to help out in defence
Vinnie Jones might be just the right kind of crazy they need now.
Make it so
Make it so
I thought Jim Branning died years ago
Don’t think even Professor X can make Martial score
Martial with proper work ethic and not sulk at the slightest competition + not made out of glass could have fulfilled his ballon dor clause
I mean, with this many “ifs” you’re looking at a different player
Had a guy a few weekends ago tell me I just need some more composure and better technique. Yes, I too would like me to be better at this game, thanks mate
If you see opposition players doing weird shit at Old Trafford, it’s because Professor X is mind controlling them from the stands.
And the players clothes fall off. And then I’ve seen everything. I’ve seen it all.
On the bright side for United, maybe he’ll magically sub himself in to score the CL winning goal (and then Posh Spice’s clothes fall off just for the hell of it)
And I wish that I were playing, and suddenly I am, and I score the winning goal, and they carry me into the dressing room and there’s Rooney and Beckham and then Posh Spice walks in and…
Maybe Prof should focus on the Man u players not doing weird shit.
Mind control them to behave around women
Professor X behaves around women? Hahaha
More likely given the buffoonery of the club you’ll see Onana levitate with the ball while rashford mysteriously runs into defenders again and again but doesn’t try anything else.
Oh wait…
“Casemiro feeds a through ball to Rashford into the box and–OOO that’s a nasty challenge by Romero who’s attempted a flying Chun Li helicopter kick!”
Apoca-who?
Having Professor X running things for you doesn’t seem all that fair, now does it