Those treetops look… strange
Dr. Seuss has a secret raccoon army.
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I like the sentiment, but one should not trust a racoon in the way you would a friend.
NOW you tell me
Little bastards look cute but they will steal your food and send your pets running for the hills.
yeah, a raccoon never fucked my girlfriend
One should certainly hope not.
Bro just wanted you to know that ho ain’t loyal.
It was a favor, really.
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Lemme really wants me to get into raccoons today…
Why are the trees… gooey?
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Step one to befriend a racoon: take that corpse you’ve been hiding in you basement the last few days into the woods and start digging a hole. Once the hole is dug, cut off a limb and cover it in peanut butter and position it in such a way so that the raccoons can’t tell there is a hole. Wait until the raccoons fall in the hole and find the alpha racoon. The alpha racoon will either be the largest or most aggressive racoon in the pit, so be careful.
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I mean some lady in colorado tried to do that but preparedness was something she was ready for.
Good lord people are so fucking stupid. Homegirl watched some YouTube tutorials and decided that she had the knowledge and ability to survive with minimal supplies in the woods. It’s a shame her son had to die because his mother was a dumbass. Even if you’re unhappy with the world, surely you should at least not want to give your child a death sentence.
People like to say how early human days were better than modern times. No, they really weren’t. In the wild and in the pre-modern era, it’s a struggle to survive. We are incredibly lucky to have modern features like electricity, antibiotics, modern heating and cooling, etc.
Are modern times perfect? Of course not and they are far from it. But thinking that trying to survive unprepared in the wilderness is better than living in a modern day developed nation is insane… especially when you’re forcibly bringing your child into it.
God was with them
If a all-powerful all-loving being was with them, it would save them. So either god is not with them, do not like them, or it is not with them.
Abandon society, befriend racoon
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The industrial revolution and its consequences…
There is a middle ground. Move to a house in the country. Aim for just barely above shit hole. Leave the cities behind.
Finding a house in the country that’s still within reasonable driving distance from city stuff is the dream for me.
or move to a city that isn’t shit, everyone wanting to live in their own house on the countryside is literally a big part of why we’re in this shit.
cities are good, don’t fall for the conservative propaganda
You can’t befriend a raccoon, just ask Buddy the Elf.
