Crazy that they found 10 buried bottles. I mean, who would bury 9 bottles of whisky on a beach? Anyway, it’s good that these 8 bottles will be turned in to the local authorities as soon as local historians have had a chance to inspect the 7 bottles.

Mama Mia spaghetti carbonara!

The US should be more thankful. And should wear a suit

Who doesn’t know what a trans person is?

Saddam meme too.

What are you gonna make?

You can ever say cunt

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jail

Pretend you have no concept of electric cars.

“Diesel or gas? Where do you fill it up? Yeah I know how electric cars work, don’t treat me like an idiot. I’m asking where does the fuel go?”

Channel your inner grandpa when being shown the touchscreen. Firmly stab and hold your finger on the screen when pushing buttons. I’m told they don’t have parking brakes, so insist to be shown where the park brake is.

Ask how many miles to the gallon. Haggle endlessly. Make them show you the engine.

They went to the fighter store and all the F-35s were turned upside down.

The robots have learned of quiet quitting

Australia actually has a fairly robust naval shipbuilding industry in Adelaide, and an established armoured vehicle industry in the east, building bushmasters and Hawkies.

A fair amount of drones and counter-drone systems too.

Oppenheimer.

3 hrs of nausea-inducing quick cuts

Sometimes I worry they are being purposely dense because they want to spend more time with us.

Swipe left to go left. Swipe right to go right. Pinch to accelerate. Say in a clear voice “Please begin braking” to decelerate.

Yeah, the thread title made me laugh. I can’t answer it because that’s never come up. For me, having 2 drinks is like doing half a poo. It just doesn’t make sense. When drinking, I would drink until I run out or pass out.

Thankfully I’m well over 2 years without a drink today, that life was hell for me.

I can feel it

I bought a roborock Q Revo the other week, and it works great at vacuuming and mopping.

I changed its spoken language to Chinese though, to remind me who I’m living with.

I thought this was a funny gag, until I changed my router and wifi, and then had to update the robots wifi connection with all the voice prompts in chinese

What

“Oh, you’re expecting capitalism to collapse into anarchy? Better BUY lots of food and antibiotics to stockpile for the collapse!”

Grinch smirk