He is a little short to be a Stormtrooper

Rich and famous people are being affected, the time has come to do something about it

/c/tenforward remembers…

Hasselhoff, when the wall fell

Yea, that’s pretty much why turning it a machine off and on again works.

Not a question, just a statement: Gaaaawd dayumn! 🤩

Thank you.

Marmite Crumpets don’t exist

Yet you brought them into existence. May god have mercy on your soul.

I had that exact thought about the anime girls, read your comment, silently agreed with it, upvoted it and then immediately looked at my figurine of Jessica Rabbit and said “ah, fuck” out loud.

Lidarr

Damn, here it is, the beginning of AI waifus becoming socially acceptable.

I got a fever…and the only cure…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHlvKQwZFSI

If you immediately thought of goatse when imagining the results of a link prank it probably means you have some lingering trauma from using the internet when the last century was old or when this one was new, as many here do. If you immediately thought of goatse when someone asked you what your plans for your birthday are, that might be an issue.

Indeed. Attempting to insert a new GPU in this particular model could be quite dangerous to your health.

Or, you could imitate taming the dragon to be shown some saucy footage, then train it to switch back to regularly scheduled pegramming as you clean up all that, erm, fire suppressant foam.

I thought it was Rat Free systems. Either way, what sort of system do tou think could fit in building like that?

Oh thanks a lot. My new year’s resolution was to quit porn, after seeing the sexy strawberry pop tart lady I immeditely and violently had to go at myself whilst staring into her gorgeous sugar laden eye-tarts.

Appreciate the meme but yea that is one way to probably improve performance. Or upgrade the RAM, clean the fans, reapply thermal compound, clear out temporary files, disable unused services or reinstall Windows if they really need it just to run Chrome and Zoom which is all they do.

Crotch dryer?

He lied to his wife, but surely he won’t lie to me, his wife.