It’s true, I am not ok

Raising Canes - “if you don’t like our 1 sauce flavor tough shit!”

I was thinking heat miser and snow miser

He’s a walking mansplain

I’d love this on a shirt

Nice work!

That’s been the GOP message for decades

Ha ha!

Nintendo with that big corpo energy

Interrobang sounds like something from a porno about police work.

“Did you question the suspect?”

“Yeah, Chief, we interrobanged him and got the info.”

And what a lovely paragraph about it. Thank you.

This just in, Israel shipping phones to Iran

For what?

“They took our jobs!”

I enjoyed it

But why not Japan? Oh, right.

Sweet! Can you play M.U.L.E. on it?

Does he order Mom’s spaghetti at every restaurant?

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Being Putin’s cockholster is a full time job