Peace and love in MA, saving this pic, you two are soooo cute. Love some beer near the bay.

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Omg! U slut!

Ask if they’re snug fit. I’m long and thin, like a pencil.

Oh fuck, everyone is like this?

I want to shop this so there’s a hole in the bottom of the cup leaking with impact font lemmy bad

Or you could just learn how to use a tool to do better with instead of bitching about progress. Hur dur calculators can’t do math, they need unique input. No fucking shit Sherlock, lern2technology you fucking boomer.

But unemployment is at the lowest ever! We added 200.000 jobs. There was only a soft recession. Line goes up, and just in time for something important. What a coincidence. The economy is so great and we’re back in the bull market!

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$25k for a strip of property behind 6 different $1m houses? I’d go get a loan for that if I could. Sounds like millionaires that are willing to pay to have shit NIMBY. Don’t want to pay? I’ll be doing yard work with 2 stroke machines every day to improve my property value. Then It’d be a great place for me to make metal sculptures. 15ft rusted steel monsters that take weeks’ worth of cutting with my angle grinder.

This ban is abhorrent, but uhhh yeah 4-5? I can remember when I was that old. I was in preschool/kindergarten. I could barely read. I cried because my best friend wouldn’t let me take his star wars toy outside in the dirt. I thought if I pushed too hard when I pooped my balls might fall out.

I was fucking stupid and would have gone along with whatever my parents told me to do. I literally had no concept of myself yet. At that age we are purely taking in the world, our parents want and try to control what goes in.

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I had to change my diet to purely swallowing peanuts with water. Then, I slowly reintroduced my typical diet of McDonald’s double cheese burgers, vodka, and energy drinks. Once I had a population of squirrels that could tolerate my pure excrement, things really took off. They started getting larger and mutating. I had to stop before they started raping all the dogs in the neighborhood. I spent nearly 2 months holed up in my attic with a pallet of MREs, 4 dozen handles of vodka, and 15,000 rounds of M855.

I didn’t, it was, and it would have if I wasn’t so horny.

In hindsight I should have listened myself. It never got better, only worse. And now I’ve been single for years because I cannot trust anyone.

I had a girl start choking me when we made out in the back of my van for the first time. I have never been choked nor choked, so I didn’t really know what to do in the moment, just rolled with it. Later asked her about it and asked “is that what you like” to which she obviously said yes. People are horrible at communication, no wonder that relationship failed.

I know a guy who took that deal in mid 2000.

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Ask them if they want to join the goon sesh. People are just shy.

Me trying to find my gspot.