Have you played any of the romhacks?

Well I meant the first time. No, not 2016. The FIRST time. In 2000.

Ugh! You really need to think about the things you say before you say them!!! You totally forgot about cakes!!!

Several billion dollars worth of eggs??? How many eggs are you using for your omlettes??? All 12???

There’s a movie from the 90s with Eddie Murphy called “The Nutty Professor”. It’s the first movie in which the trope of Eddie Murphy playing all the characters started from.

Anyways, there’s a line in the movie where the dad walks out of the bathroom after having just taken a shit, and he says “Whew! I feel 10lbs lighter!”

It’s meant to be comedy, but I just remember thinking when I saw it “10 POUNDS??? Holy fuck dude! Thats not something to joke about! You didn’t engage in a funny situation. You have a medical problem, and now you’re going to be in life crippling debt!”

Ya know…I bet trump would have never even WANTED to be president if it had been called “the brown house”.

Mr Rodgers is the best.

So good!!!

Oh my god…I wonder if I could find someone selling a collection on ebay. This is ABSOLUTELY it.

My mom would never buy it. She kept telling me how it was fake. Yeah. I know. I wasn’t trying to buy actual news. I wanted crazy shit.

I bet SOMEONE is selling these.

Final update??? Noooooo!!! It needs at LEAST one more update in which the Game Grumps kiss your dad.

Remember when things were…affordable?

Is hard drive full of porn the modern day version of “box of communal porn found randomly in the forest”?

Literally EVERY male I grew up with knew about the box of porn in the forest, even though most of us grew up in different states.

I want to watch that video.

When I was a kid, there was a black and white magazine sold in stores that had articles about bigfoot, and elvis being alive, and all this other absurd bullshit. I knew it was all fake, but thats why I loved it. It was absurdism for the sake of unintentional comedy.

This would be the modern day version of that.

I saw that once on fetlife, but I assumed that was a sex thing. The whole profile was based around this guy being degraded, and humiliated, but he kept refering to himself in the 3rd person as “it”.

I didn’t realize that was another gender identity. I just thought it was a fetish thing.

4 lanes across to my exit??? Good luck everybody else!!!

SWWWEEERRRRRVVVVEEEEE

Probably shojld have faced indecision as you groaned “uuuuhhhhhhhhhh” without actually posting anything.

Something about Penny getting violent is kind of sexy. Everyone is all about Abigail, Hailey, and Emily.

What about Penny? Maybe she’s a secret dominatrix! You don’t know! You never know what the quiet girls are thinking until you get to know them.

I certainly hope you’re oversimplifying for the sake of expressing a core concept. Because the amount of tracking, and profile building goes far FAR beyond what you’ve just said.

It’s like 1984 (the book) is tame by comparison.

Well, I think it’s of upmost importance to hire a private security firm to guard the bathrooms. Anyone entering or exiting those bathrooms will now be required to submit to a genital confirmation. We’ll have tighter security on those bathrooms than TSA guarding the airports from unauthorized water bottles, and 2 inch pocket knifes.

Because as we all know, urinating into a toilet, surrounded by makeshift stall walls, can be the most offensive thing in the world if you don’t share the same set of genitals as everyone else in the world! Especially since those stslls intentionally leave a gap, so we can spy on others as their peeing. That’s how important these genitals in bathrooms are! Gotta follow all the correct protocol for emptying your bladder!

I say all this to say that yesterday I peed on a tree outside, and nobody gives a shit.

As for your coworkers? Just make a concentrated effort to remember what they prefer as their gender so you don’t say “she” instead of “he”.

The only one that confuses me is “they”, but it’s still refering to just one person. Luckily I don’t know anyone like that, because that one I’m sure I’d constantly accidently fuck up.

You’re not likely going to say by accident something they haven’t heard before, or to offend them in a new and novel way

Not OP, but you underestimate my foot in mouth capacity.

20 years ago, my sister was dating a jock. Real body builder type. Probably a bigger musclehead than most pro-wrestlers.

What I was trying to convay is that we should make a superhero costume for him to wear, and make a comic book out of it.

What was percieved instead is that he should run around town and suck everybodys nuts in his mouth for their approval.

I DARE you to try to connect how that came out so wrongly worded.