Dammit Isreal…

Wait… they’re making this and the new Virtua Fighter?

Go ahead and give them the Sonic franchise while you’re at it.

Welcome to memes!

That’s a chatbot.

The real one posts exclusively on Pillowfort.

He’s gooned for Peter before.

https://www.theatlantic.com/business/archive/2018/02/hogan-thiel-gawker-trial/554132/

August 4th, 2042.

Ohioians demand the right to shit themselves!

Reality: Brought to you now by Alex Garland.

Who do they get back in return?

Where’s Hulk Hogan when you need him?

Say what you will about her, but man do her fans love to spend money.

ELIZA was great. Why couldn’t we have just stuck with her?

Do they really want to a Full Faith and Credit battle?

Core Keeper spotted!

It’s just too bad I’m going to have steal their followup though.

Single use powers.

This just officially became the best Friday ever.

What’s next in the rotation? Helicopters?

Here’s a freebie: it’s not just heaven or hell after you die. There are a lot more options.

Looks like I need to go down to Missouri City and slap some motherfuckers.

Super yikes…